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“HE’S STILL HERE” by STEPHEN SIMIAN

March 11, 2019

HES STILL HEREby STEPHEN SIMIAN (aka D. Thomas Esq – one of the finest people the monkey has ever known)

GOOD SHOWS AND BUM SHOWS, HES SEEN THEM ALL
AND MY DEARS,
HE
S STILL HERE

LUSH TUNERS SOMETIMES,
SOMETIMES ONE-TIME A ONE-MAN KING LEAR,
BUT HE
S HERE

HES STUFFED THE CRITICS WITH HIS VIEWS
SHOWN SOME PRODUCERS HOW MUCH THEY LOSE
THOUGHT MORE OF THE CARE, THAN CAREER
BUT HE
S HERE

HES RECEIVED MIGRAINES,
CARE OF SOME EAR-PIERCING SCHLOCK
AND MY DEARS, HE
S STILL HERE

SUFFERS FROM FLASHBACKS OF
POOR MICHAEL BALL IN A FROCK
BUT HE
S HERE

HES SAT IN EACH ROW, A TO Z
EVERY WEDGED LEG-ROOM AND CRAP RV
WHEN YOU SIT BACK IN THE REAR YOU
VE NO FEAR
COS THE LORD OF THE APES HAS SAT THERE (IT
S HIS STEER)
THE VIEW
S CLEAR AND NOT DEAR

HE’S SEEN THROUGH “THIS IS A VIP PACKAGE” COS THERE’S HALF A PORK PIE ON THE SEAT”
AND BETTER YET;
“FIVE QUID A POP FOR YOUR BAGGAGE – OR JUST LEAVE IT OUT ON THE STREET”

HES THE THEATRE FANS CHAMPION CHIMPANZEE
KNOWS THE PRICE OF EACH SEAT (AND EACH G & T)
SAYS WHAT HE THINKS WITH NO FEAR
AND THEY HEAR

MUST BE BANANAS TO STICK IT FOR ALL OF THESE YEARS BUT IM SO GLAD HES HERE
THE APE
S STILL HERE
GIVE HIM A CHEER!

 

 

 

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